Why you make me choose? D:
Ajdhs con mi notliterally me at prom
I CAN’T STOP REBLOGGING THIS CRYING
GPOY
(Source: joeydeangelis)
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
together
(Source: stateofgraces)
(Source: cosascool)
so I’m on the subway and I overhear these people and one yells “DAMN NIGGA GIVE ME THE MONEY” and another was like “I’LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT HERE BRUH YOU AIN’T GOT SHIT” and the other yelled “DAMN SON YOU KNOW HE SELLS THE BEST IN TOWN” and the first dude opens up a box and im thinking holy shit are they really about to do this right now and he reaches into the box and he pulls out fucking yugioh cards and they spend the rest of the ride trading cards and discussing deck types and I am just so done oh my god
(Source: rydek)
Waddles Working 9 to 5
“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“
“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”
“Not yet Ferb.”
i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”
he says ”not yet.”
as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace
